Servants & Services

“Swords, spells and tools only get you so far! A smart delver knows when to hire some ‘elp, and never goes into a cave all by their lonesome.”

I ran the Gnole House for my Monday group last week, and despite the desperately remote location of the house, they’re planning on refurbishing the creepy old mansion for their own needs.

For this purpose, I ended up requiring to sketch up a price list for various services and servants, since obviously they’re not opting for home improvement themselves (and none of the magic users have handy access to Mending).

So, I give to you an approximate price list for services, servants and henchmen, for use in a DCC setting.



Services, servants and henchmen: DCC_Services&Servants_AMP

Judge’s Checksheet

“Lotsa things can ‘appen to a delver, under the mountain or in the forgotten places. Some get set on fire, some fall down ‘oles. Others come back blind, crippled, or worse!

You’d do best to stay at home boy, tendin’ the turnips an’ sloppin’ the pigs.”

I don’t use a Judge’s screen: I let the dice fall where they may, and make all rolls out in the open. But recently, I had to figure out how the DCC rules handle blindness.

After eventually finding the rulings somewhere under the warrior deeds, I figured that I’d need some assisting notes for further sessions. So I made these cheatsheets.

Some of the rulings are my own, and some are fairly directly based on official sources, or dug up from various modules. Have a gander, and use them if you find them useful! And please, suggest more stuff I could add to the set!

Additionally, you may have noticed some cool new art on the site. Joni Kesti plays in my Monday game, and illustrates the adventures of the Bitterweed Barrow Allstars every week. I am extremely eager to show these images to our readers, and super happy to share the load of content production with fresh new Knights.



DCC Judge’s Checksheet: DCC_Checksheet_AMP

Sanctum of Hyperborea!

“The hyperboreans are an ancient, antediluvian race, who ruled the world back when
the earliest men were still but mewling apes.

Their civilization was brought low by a dimension-spanning curse, a creeping doom from beyond the lurid veils of reality. For the hyperboreans were wizard-kings, molding reality with forgotten magics, and consorting with all manner of daemons, elder entities and starbeasts from the Great Nether.”

Collaboration with the Sanctum Secorum podcast continues, this time with a description of the ancient hyperboreans, complete with rules to generate hyperborean characters.

I had a lot of fun writing this article, as it was based on an adventure seed born of storytelling collaboration last winter. But please, read the details in the zine, and as always, check out the podcast!



DriveThruRPG link: Sanctum Secorum – Episode Companion #32

Podcast link: Sanctum Secorum #32 – Attack from Atlantis


Cillamar City, then and now.

“Yes, I’ve known Cillamar. The green jewel of the north, its high spires and low ditches, the Tower looming above all. What a loss it is, to see it lost beyond a wall of magick, merely because of the fickle wars of the gods.”

So this week, I was enticed to join up on a blog carnival event hosted by Daemons & Deathrays. The topic is simply “Time marches on”, which made me instantly think about the City of Cillamar.

The City ended up as part of my sandbox campaign world mostly because I was planning on possibly running one of the Castle Whiterock modules from Goodman Games. I picked out names for locations mentioned in the modules, and riffed the rest as we went along.

From those humble beginnings, with a great deal of grandiose and unplanned improvisation, came Cillamar City. And in the last crescendo of last winter’s campaign, it was cast into turmoil, and lost within an impenetrable shield of magic. I’m actually working on making it into a megadungeon/adventure setting of its own, since I know that the players want to return to their old haunts eventually.

In the document below, the notes on current Cillamar described what happened to the City because of player’s actions and choices.

I meant to include a short single-player freestyle adventure as part of this post, but things started expanding out of hand. I’ll probably post that later once I finish it: it’s a nailbiter of a story, set in the last days of Cillamar City before the Battle at Wormwood Square.



Location description of Cillamar City: DCC_CillamarCityMap_AMP

Map of Cillamar City (colorized): DCC_CillamarCityMap_AMP

Hit Location System for DCC/d20

I have long enjoyed the hit location mechanics in games such as RuneQuest and Warhammer, as I feel they add a nice element of further excitement and deadliness (discouraging murderhoboism) to combat and other perilous situations. Additionally, e.g. missing limbs can provide nice conversation pieces in-game and otherwise enhance roleplaying.

Most of the burden of book-keeping falls on the players, for a change. Probably counts as a plus as well…

Being unsatisfied with the d20 stuff I found online on the matter at hand, I came up with my own system, which you can find as the linked PDF below. Most of the (few) game-dependant mechanics are for DCC RPG, but I have mentioned some alternatives for various editions of D&D as well. In any case, converting this system between most d20 games should present little difficulty.

It is naturally up to the Judge/DM/GM how completely they want to adopt the system into their games. For every creature in the world? Just for the PCs, major NPCs and epic opponents? Other:_______________?

Happy dismemberment: Hit Location System


The Stinkgoblins!

“Yeh, we kept losing kids for a while. They went to take out the slops to the midden, or popped out to the outhouse late at night. We never saw ’em again!

Then, a really weird chap walked into town. ‘E smelled like roses, and spritzed everyone with a good smelling thing.

I think ‘e were one of them elves or summin’, but what do I know… Queer, that’s what ‘e was. Or she. Cannae ever tell from them pointies.

Any’ow, after ‘e sold a buncha that good smellin’ water all over the town, an’ no kids ‘ave gone lost since! Ain’t that weird!”

As I’ve (slowly) worked the editorial through the old articles, I came across a mention of stinkgoblins. Just an off hand remark, in the flavour text of one of the first articles (namely Equipment, improved).

So I figured that they’d be a light enough thing to write up during the review process. It’ll take me a while to get through all of my old stuff, let alone tweak the rest of the blog and process to toot out good content consistently (you can keep an eye on the reviews at Review Week!, I’ll update it as I go along).

Anyhow, read up on the stinkgoblins below.



Monster stats for stinkgoblins: DCC_Monster_Stinkgoblin_AMP



Review Week!

The Knights in the North have been up and running for a half a year! Hoo-rah!

To celebrate, I’ve updated the site icon with a shiny, new logo from Danny Prescott. Keep your eyes peeled for more art from him, we’ve got a few pieces stashed away just waiting for the article that’ll do them justice.

I must say, I never really expected things to go this well when I started the blog, drunk and bored in Poland last summer, nursing a badly broken heart to boot. We’ve grown, and managed to reliably pump out content, despite all sorts of shifts and shakes in our personal lives.

I’ll be going through my old articles this week, and applying fixes and tweaks here and there. I’ll add a list below once I’m done with the process (which might take more than a week to be honest).

And finally, thanks to everyone who’s participated so far, with a special nod to Markus for providing stellar content weekly for a while now.

Incidentally (but appropriately) this is apparently our 50th post on the site! Hoo-rah again! And onward to bigger and better things!